lmfao
Girl:
I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy:
I know.
Girl:
I love you!
Boy:
I love you more!
Girl:
Where is he?
Dad:
Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl:
(Starts crying)
Dad:
Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Lets see if this can get 111,111 notes before:
this will only happen every 100 years so come on guys lets do this!
(Source: thewisepickle, via eloheloisa)
